Tallon Fassi

Government Testing in conjunction with the Better Living Bureau (B.L.B) has compiled the following list of ways for you to better live your life.

Your Welcome, by the way.

  Tap Light Conservation:

 T.L.C. is one of the fastest growing trends world wide. 

1) Such celebrities at Elton John and Lil Kim are fascinated with the long lasting positive effects of tap light management.

2)      In the Pope’s last speech, his holiness apologized to all of Christendom for not being sensitive to “tap lights” and all the good they represent in these dark times.

3)      Lack of Tap light management reporteredly may have been to blame for the tragic Hindenburg disaster of 1937.  Research shows that if the tap light have better been managed a fiery flesh rotting death would most likely not have occurred.

4)      Some of the greatest grass roots bandits of our modern times can be linked with T.L.C. and the various forms of management.  Afghanistan’s own Osama Bin Laden, O.B.L. swears by them in his caves.

T.L.C. is much like a strong current of water, either you go with the flow or you drown in a icy rocky grave.

In summation to improve the nation and build on solid foundations.  All you need to know is tap that Ho, before you go and save some dough.

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I could endorse fruity pebbles.  Sell lace and metal

while scheming for paper and gold.  Instead,

I stack my obscure words in combinations unheard.

So please! If you would.  If you feel that its good.

Spread the message down the vein, notions sail

like crack to the brain.  And simply sit back and

relax as I make it rain… on some hos.

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The delightful falling down

I’ve never known a knowledge like this

Impromptu tryst or just a kiss?

All seem better verisons of bliss.

Remember I’ll always be true.

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My head gets in front of my body.

Laced with infertile philosophies

in attempts to study the topography of my heart.

Butterflies mark that luck is near,

But I’m focused on beer and far too drunk

to simply be here.

Ethics be damned I need a real man to met my gaze. 

Smoke til I choke if only one toke,

 I’ll gladly get lost in haze.

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Put away that decayed piece of hate,

you have had it for moments and only put on weight.

Love is a balloon to take you high

and hate the anchor that drags behind. 

Fuck it, or suck it but don’t run a mock and

promise to always be kind.  Birds and Bees

fire and trees, money and greed, evil’s seed.

Stone soup for breakfast , lunch and dinner.

We could all stand to be a bit thinner.

Nevermind me, for my thoughts are free

and you ain’t never met a better drink than me

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