Tap Light Management: A Public Service Announcement

Government Testing in conjunction with the Better Living Bureau (B.L.B) has compiled the following list of ways for you to better live your life.

Your Welcome, by the way.

  Tap Light Conservation:

 T.L.C. is one of the fastest growing trends world wide. 

1) Such celebrities at Elton John and Lil Kim are fascinated with the long lasting positive effects of tap light management.

2)      In the Pope’s last speech, his holiness apologized to all of Christendom for not being sensitive to “tap lights” and all the good they represent in these dark times.

3)      Lack of Tap light management reporteredly may have been to blame for the tragic Hindenburg disaster of 1937.  Research shows that if the tap light have better been managed a fiery flesh rotting death would most likely not have occurred.

4)      Some of the greatest grass roots bandits of our modern times can be linked with T.L.C. and the various forms of management.  Afghanistan’s own Osama Bin Laden, O.B.L. swears by them in his caves.

T.L.C. is much like a strong current of water, either you go with the flow or you drown in a icy rocky grave.

In summation to improve the nation and build on solid foundations.  All you need to know is tap that Ho, before you go and save some dough.