I love wine

but..

they can’t seem to make it without

water.

(Even Jesus was in need of some H2O for miracles.)

“I’m the worst hooker ever.”

We should be getting paid for this.

“I told him,”

I love you from

here to the moon

and

back a trillion times.

Weeping willow fireworks.

Purple as you burn out.

Mystic breezes from above,

cool my passion’s heat down.

“However,

I will go Spartacus on your ass!

It’s not okay to eat me!”

 

We have issues…

We want the shit to go away.

Water is a basic right.

This is not done bitches!

Give us what we need.

Give us water.

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